Opinion of an Asshole

What the hell

Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one, or so my Dad used to say.

While I'm sure there are a few ex-girlfriends who might beg to differ, I don't actually consider myself an asshole. I do have opinions, though, but why anyone would be interested in a single one is beyond me.

My old man told me from a very young age never to discuss my views on politics, religion, or men and women (battle of the sexes.) These subjects are just too controversial. They get the people involved riled up and sooner or later, you're bound to offend someone. That being said, I plan on doing what I've always done – ignore his advice and discuss all of these topics at length at some point or another. If you're offended, don't say I didn't warn you. If you have a good sense of humor and a light heart, enjoy! As you can probably tell, I refuse to take myself, or anything, too seriously. Here's wishing you the same.