I was hesitant to create this page. As a fiction author, I'm protected by the limits of my imagination, but as luck would have it, my real life is often as entertaining and absurd as any fiction I could invent. These stories are, for better or worse, true events, anecdotes, and embarrassments from my real life. In many cases, I've changed the names of those involved to protect them from the wrath of the haters. I, of course, will be subjecting myself to what I'm sure will be an onslaught of ridicule. I'll warn you in advance, there may be a few nice heartwarming stories as well.